made my saturday

That's not funny, man.

Fine la, pegi la, whatever la.

There was life after Vieira ok.
And there could yet be life after you!
HUH I no friend you no more.
I sad.

morally repugnant

I don't like it when people discriminate against fat people. I mean, come on la. Go do better things, like gardening, or get married.

Or sleep.

I hate meaningless dreams. Or ones that you just can't put your finger on what it's about.

I think I have come to a realization that, a feeling is real, until you stop feeling them. And then it's a memory. And then you must move on, in hopes of finding an exciting new reality. And then to love living it. But that's a whole different matter. I'll get back to you on that. Or not.

But then again, you cannot contravene the natural orders. I mean, it's not a switch that you can turn on and off as you please. Kan.

Tapi.
Hmm.
Tu la.
I'm also not too clear on this. Anyway.

She: I don't know, what would I grow up to be?
He: You could be my favourite thing.

I thought that was quite cute. Cheesy, but cute.

And in all seriousness,
She: What? And have no job no money?

Up until that point. Blunt.

I've missed the good old days.
Bring in the kleenex!

Emo much?

Hell I'm losing it.

PMS is so overrated I tell you. An excuse for us women to get away with things.

I don't like Kiera Knightly either. Something about her expression.

trima kasseyyy

I know it's not news flash, but I bet you already knew about Mr Loga's death. Deepest condolence. RIP, man. I'm gonna put that 40 hit Nombor 1 album on repeat today. Ok la not today, today is Friday, people. Esok lusa.

I used to have this crazy idea that one day I would wear Iman's afro palsu and meet them in person lepas tu tangkap gamba aku dok tengah2. But then you died pulak. Shit man, sampai mati pon imej sama je. Gila caya lah. I was looking at his tribute videos kt youtube, sekali ada satu video ada orang komen macam ni, ucapan takziah buat yoga.. al-fatihah.

Kepala hotak kau al-fatihah. Dah la nama salah. At least get your fact right la kot. Apa da.

Kalau bangun pagi terus mengadap computer memang tak jalan la kerja satu hari. I hate lahh.

Have a good friday.
Don't forget to talk to your plants.
Do forget to drink milk.
And do miss me.

jazz punk and rock and roll

En route to Portsmouth,
There's a place called Buriton.

Wey, kau kat UK duk kat mana?
Kt Buriton.

Kesian.

a slice of toast and a cup of caramel macchiato

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I just wasted your time didnt I?
Bagus.

But you have got to see this,

Ok now Im done.
See?
Necessity.

No?
Ah bo layan sama lu.