brazen old cow

Well, if you must lie, at least don't get caught.

And, if you do get caught, don't bother covering it all up.

Just shuttttttttttt upppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp.

it's the modern way

It's a bit lazy to do an online grocery shopping isn't it?

Ahhh senyap kau, ada kereta boleh ah cakap macam tu.
Pegi Asda £3 tahu tak??
Barang2 tu berat tahu tak??
Ha tak tahuuu.

Whaaaat? It's free delivery, and the man carries your stuff right to the front door! I didn't ask him to, it comes with the job. I pay the same price minus £3 ok. Ha ha cheap skate.

Ah so what.

I've done it once, I'll do it again.

they made me a sinner

What I hate about exam is this.
Exam makes me stress.
Stress gives me ulcer.
Ulcer annoys me.
Me, is not happy.

So I've been tagged by poulet. I thought, layan best jugak, lol.

Senaraikan 5 hadiah yang anda impikan:

- £1000 spending money
- A car, comes with insurance, and one of those petrol cards like Lelaina had in Reality Bites
- Paid second year tuition fees
- Horizon Perfekt
- Friends complete boxset


Senaraikan alasan atas pilihan anda itu:

- Seribu je, bukan banyak pon
- Yay!
- Go figure
- Beli sendiri tak mampu la
- Dekat ebay pon mahal, cis melampau


5 impresi terhadap orang yang diminati:

- Taller than me
- Pandai bawak diri
- Humorous
- Ada sombong sikit perangai
- Can drive


Perkara yang paling hebat pernah dilakukannya untuk anda:
- Macam mana nak jawab ni?


5 ciptaan yang paling disukai (tidak semestinya melibatkan teknologi yang maju):

- Rice cooker
- Disposable camera
- Carboot sales
- C&E Rosewater body lotion
- John Frieda hair serum hahaha senyaaaaappp semua orang


Apakah perkara yang paling dibenci?

- Muka/perangai macam bagus
- Certain Flatmate
- No toilet when I need to go
- The fact that it costs £3 to go to Asda
- Computer System module


5 Orang yang yang mahu anda tag:

- No need la
- Ok la
- Iman
- Musab
- haha siapa je yang blog lagi pon

Aaaargh Certain Flatmate dah balik flat baliiiikkk! Dah la suka pasang lagu Chris Brown.. with you with you with you with you with youuuu.. kepala hotak dia.. buat dosa aku la kau ni

dont swear underwear

It was nice while it lasted.




Lepas tu hancur.




Then you move on.




Well.




Whateverrrrrr jenniferrrrr.