it's terminal

Acah mak enonnn.
Emo lebih.

My cupboard is almost empty.
I need to do my grocery soon before I starve to death.
Shadap I like to exaggerate sometimes.
So what.

I need to buy bus ticket for balik kampung.
Cewah kampung.

I don't get people who claim, oh I don't do ungkit mengungkit bila bergaduh, but still do it anyway, just because they run out of point.
Weh, takde point senyap. Tak payah nak buat issue dengan orang lain. Diam.

I honestly do not like what you're doing.
Just shoo your way out of my space now why don't you.
Aiyoyo.

In design studio today,
I got to seat behind that lelaki menarik I was going on about for the last couple of weeks.
He's not that menarik once you got to really look at him.
Pure deception.
Booooo.

But we got a Daniel Johns lookalike in studio today.
Pheeeewit!

I'm happy.
Just because.





Really.
Honestly.
JUST SHOOOHHHH!

buusuuuuk

BODOH PUNYA DAPUURRRRRR GAS PON TAK ADAAAAAAA GERAM AKU!
DAH DUA HARI AKU MAKAN MICROWAVED FOODS TAHU TAK?!
TAK TAHU KAN?!
NI NAK BAGITAHU LA NI!!

un, dos, tres

We ate a lot.
Enough said.





Bam is scared of the ghost in the toilet.

rinse your eyes

I got her to sing for me.
And I got me to post them for Musab.


And since I'm nice, and I'm being extra nice,


Comel comel.

let's roll

Paris was ok.
We stayed in La Defense, which was ok.
We took RERs and Metros like the locals do.
We became pelancong Hong Kong for the day.
We went to most of the important places to visit: outlet centre, La Fayette, Opera.
Eiffel Tower was.. blah. Waste of steel.
We ate KFC family bucket for 23 Euro.
23 Euro kepala hotak kau ayam 10 ketul.
Is halal tau tapi.


The mall should have the a/c turned on. For crying out loud.



And people should learn how to say sorry when they bump into other people.





And people too should learn not to stare at other people.




And I should be rich.


A quick shout out to cik mek molek,


And a patriotic 50th to Malaysia, alolololo.

ace of spades

I've been laughing my ass off hurting my jaw my ribcage my stomach.




Tak baik la gelakkan orang.