dont make me swear

Ok, three things:

Too many assignments before christmas break. Not cool, dude. So not cool. That's number one.

Number two.

Why didn't they create a simpler less mind boggling programming language? MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS

And number three.

Who, WHO, would write 'pink ONLY', 'no chocolates hehe', 'shoes im a size 8 please', 'no chocs frames useless piece of shit PLS' etc on the secret santa paper?? Which part of 'please write your NAME only' didn't you get? ASS! And you call yourself a university student? Double ass!





Goodnight la!

on the hill, one puff, two puff

Wearing a pair of jeans and a fleece lined hoodie is hardly a heroic act.

happy hour

I just noticed my Visual Comm lecturer looks like Kathy Bates, serious tak tipu. She so reminds me of Kathy Bates in Misery. I don't know what her problem is, I used the word subcutaneous in my presentation, she commented, "Next time use your own word". Jahat a bit.

I hate that stupid oh so sweet Henry tu, tolong lahhhhh, leave already! Tak kuasa la aku tengok kau tiap2 minggu, konon konon sweet la sangat sakit tekak muntah already.

Ok that might be slightly biased. Just slightly. Because I like Gio. The singing Tony Braxton's Unbreak My Heart in the van scene is the best ok. I almost peed my pant laughing.

Ok tipu je. Acah mak enon.

Tapi kelakar.
Serious.
Yang ni tak tipu.

I should sleep.

Nad and Sakinah are coming for xmas. Yay la kot? Haha. Cannot wait.

katamu itu abang mengerti

More raya pics, you know where to look.

I got the Seloka Hari Raya song stuck in my head now, no thanks to Acai. Tak guna kau. The ultimate raya song has to be that one by Rahimah Rahim ah wehh. No, Eric, not the one by Mamat. Or the one by your uncle.

You know how I've always said my life at uni is not busy enough? Kepala hotak ah! Tons of assignments and studio works and practicals and calculations and designs and presentations and essays (ye la essay, wtf betul multimedia pon kena buat essay) and I think I'm going to explode in a minute. I need the break in Week7 badly. Tolonglah someone (or two) take me jalan jalan, ease my mind. Im free first week Nov.

Weh the orang Kl yg nak datang London, jangan nak pura pura tak faham my hint. My 1901 jangan lupa, or else you tidur luar nanti. Erykah Badu you also. Don't pura pura.

You need your fish and chips fix, I need my Vidal fix. Cewah.

Apa lagi, jalankan tugas!

Selingan:
There are times when justification is no longer needed. What's done is done. I guarantee you, it's not going to be the same anymore. Best to leave it at that. If there's something you can't change, change the way you see it.

it's terminal

Acah mak enonnn.
Emo lebih.

My cupboard is almost empty.
I need to do my grocery soon before I starve to death.
Shadap I like to exaggerate sometimes.
So what.

I need to buy bus ticket for balik kampung.
Cewah kampung.

I don't get people who claim, oh I don't do ungkit mengungkit bila bergaduh, but still do it anyway, just because they run out of point.
Weh, takde point senyap. Tak payah nak buat issue dengan orang lain. Diam.

I honestly do not like what you're doing.
Just shoo your way out of my space now why don't you.
Aiyoyo.

In design studio today,
I got to seat behind that lelaki menarik I was going on about for the last couple of weeks.
He's not that menarik once you got to really look at him.
Pure deception.
Booooo.

But we got a Daniel Johns lookalike in studio today.
Pheeeewit!

I'm happy.
Just because.





Really.
Honestly.
JUST SHOOOHHHH!

buusuuuuk

BODOH PUNYA DAPUURRRRRR GAS PON TAK ADAAAAAAA GERAM AKU!
DAH DUA HARI AKU MAKAN MICROWAVED FOODS TAHU TAK?!
TAK TAHU KAN?!
NI NAK BAGITAHU LA NI!!