My idea of term break was sleeping and eating and shopping and online.
My idea of term break is still sleeping, and eating and shopping.
I'm getting bored of many things.
One of which is internet.
Especially internet.
So overrated.
Just like how Myspace used to be.
Just like how Facebook is.
So last summer.
BodohpunyaArsenalseridenganPortsmouth.
Bodoh.
The two Americans make my winter more bearable.
Celup.
Almost forgot I have a blog.
I've been listening to Jason Mraz for the past 5 hours.
I have revision class tomorrow at 1400 hours.
I have to submit mini project by 1200 hours on Tuesday.
Math exam is on Thursday at 9 am for 2 hours.
Friday I have to submit visual communication website before 0000 hours.
I have at least 10 hours to sleep.
And I still don't like Keira Knightley.
Ok, three things:
Too many assignments before christmas break. Not cool, dude. So not cool. That's number one.
Number two.
Why didn't they create a simpler less mind boggling programming language? MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS
And number three.
Who, WHO, would write 'pink ONLY', 'no chocolates hehe', 'shoes im a size 8 please', 'no chocs frames useless piece of shit PLS' etc on the secret santa paper?? Which part of 'please write your NAME only' didn't you get? ASS! And you call yourself a university student? Double ass!
Goodnight la!
Wearing a pair of jeans and a fleece lined hoodie is hardly a heroic act.
I just noticed my Visual Comm lecturer looks like Kathy Bates, serious tak tipu. She so reminds me of Kathy Bates in Misery. I don't know what her problem is, I used the word subcutaneous in my presentation, she commented, "Next time use your own word". Jahat a bit.
I hate that stupid oh so sweet Henry tu, tolong lahhhhh, leave already! Tak kuasa la aku tengok kau tiap2 minggu, konon konon sweet la sangat sakit tekak muntah already.
Ok that might be slightly biased. Just slightly. Because I like Gio. The singing Tony Braxton's Unbreak My Heart in the van scene is the best ok. I almost peed my pant laughing.
Ok tipu je. Acah mak enon.
Tapi kelakar.
Serious.
Yang ni tak tipu.
I should sleep.
Nad and Sakinah are coming for xmas. Yay la kot? Haha. Cannot wait.
More raya pics, you know where to look.
I got the Seloka Hari Raya song stuck in my head now, no thanks to Acai. Tak guna kau. The ultimate raya song has to be that one by Rahimah Rahim ah wehh. No, Eric, not the one by Mamat. Or the one by your uncle.
You know how I've always said my life at uni is not busy enough? Kepala hotak ah! Tons of assignments and studio works and practicals and calculations and designs and presentations and essays (ye la essay, wtf betul multimedia pon kena buat essay) and I think I'm going to explode in a minute. I need the break in Week7 badly. Tolonglah someone (or two) take me jalan jalan, ease my mind. Im free first week Nov.
Weh the orang Kl yg nak datang London, jangan nak pura pura tak faham my hint. My 1901 jangan lupa, or else you tidur luar nanti. Erykah Badu you also. Don't pura pura.
You need your fish and chips fix, I need my Vidal fix. Cewah.
Apa lagi, jalankan tugas!
Selingan:
There are times when justification is no longer needed. What's done is done. I guarantee you, it's not going to be the same anymore. Best to leave it at that. If there's something you can't change, change the way you see it.
Acah mak enonnn.
Emo lebih.
My cupboard is almost empty.
I need to do my grocery soon before I starve to death.
Shadap I like to exaggerate sometimes.
So what.
I need to buy bus ticket for balik kampung.
Cewah kampung.
I don't get people who claim, oh I don't do ungkit mengungkit bila bergaduh, but still do it anyway, just because they run out of point.
Weh, takde point senyap. Tak payah nak buat issue dengan orang lain. Diam.
I honestly do not like what you're doing.
Just shoo your way out of my space now why don't you.
Aiyoyo.
In design studio today,
I got to seat behind that lelaki menarik I was going on about for the last couple of weeks.
He's not that menarik once you got to really look at him.
Pure deception.
Booooo.
But we got a Daniel Johns lookalike in studio today.
Pheeeewit!
I'm happy.
Just because.
Really.
Honestly.
JUST SHOOOHHHH!
BODOH PUNYA DAPUURRRRRR GAS PON TAK ADAAAAAAA GERAM AKU!
DAH DUA HARI AKU MAKAN MICROWAVED FOODS TAHU TAK?!
TAK TAHU KAN?!
NI NAK BAGITAHU LA NI!!
I got her to sing for me.
And I got me to post them for Musab.
And since I'm nice, and I'm being extra nice,
Comel comel.
Paris was ok.
We stayed in La Defense, which was ok.
We took RERs and Metros like the locals do.
We became pelancong Hong Kong for the day.
We went to most of the important places to visit: outlet centre, La Fayette, Opera.
Eiffel Tower was.. blah. Waste of steel.
We ate KFC family bucket for 23 Euro.
23 Euro kepala hotak kau ayam 10 ketul.
Is halal tau tapi.
The mall should have the a/c turned on. For crying out loud.
And people should learn how to say sorry when they bump into other people.
And people too should learn not to stare at other people.
And I should be rich.
A quick shout out to cik mek molek,
And a patriotic 50th to Malaysia, alolololo.
I've been laughing my ass off hurting my jaw my ribcage my stomach.
Tak baik la gelakkan orang.
I am such an airhead.
I wrote down, 17 Jalan Setia Bakti 6 instead of 27 Jalan Setia Bakti 6.
I wrote down, 51a Jalan Halaman 6 instead of 51a Jalan Halaman 3.
I think I'm going toing toing in my head.
Next time, have a pair of fresh underwear and a toothbrush ready in your bag. Take them anywhere you go. Because you can definitely do without a phone but you can never do without a fresh underwear and a toothbrush.
Baik mak encik.
Today is hot.
Panas dia ya ampun tak tahan.
Tengok diorg tu pakai hotpants la tube la tak pakai baju la suka2 hati depa ja. Pakai bra je pon ada. Dah la perut terburai burai. Kalau body tu lawa takpe la jugak nak tayang.
Tapi kan you, I got something bes tauu kt carboot. Underwater camera. Jeles dak jeles dak? £2 je gila murah. Disposable je la tapi. Tak saba la nk guna.
Jom pegi Perhentian nak?
I belanja you all, nak?
Acah jeeeeee..
trans-formers, ro-bot in, disguise...
Im in awe.
Transformers is a wow.
The movie was good.
Tak sakit bontot pon duduk lama2. Cayalah.
The moment the movie started I just felt like screaming OH MY GODDDDDDDD kuat2 and hold on to my seat kuat2 sampai menggigil and do a Tom Cruise on Oprah.
Exaggeration aside, it was overwhelming.
Seriously, with Steven Spielberg being the exec producer, I prayed to God that the ending won't be so flat and so bull like War of the World's.
I actually did.
No really ni.
Thank God ending dia tak potong stim.
I kept on seeing Sam as Louise in Even Stevens.
Only taller.
And cuter.
And hotter.
Sepuluh ribu kali hotter.
And Meganfoxtron cannot act. Cari pasal. Aku faham la Musab why you think she's so hot sampai pecah scale, tapi.. aiyo.. seriously ah.
By the way, Bumblebee is one ugly Autobot. Seriously guys, apa ni? The Camaro's hot and the robot is.. not hot. Not even lukewarm, not even cold.
Let's watch it again jom jom jommm!
Autobots, roll out.
I know, I know, I'm a little too ketinggalan zaman, but I've just watched the movie Cinta.
What can I say, I was moved. Ada sikit leleh la. Tak guna kau Kabir Bhatia, main geletek2 dengan tear duct aku.
Beautifully shot too. And there's that Amani girl, I like a lot ah dia tu. But not too much in Cinta.
Hi.
Im Ilya.
Im a Gyllenhaalic.
How can you not think that he is menarik. BOOOO!
Do you think, ada orang melayu yang muka macam dia ka?
What is it with me and the Chinese nowadays? Or, the Chinese and me to be precise. I tried to be civilised, I did. Don't say I didn't because I know I did.
I went grocery shopping at an oriental superstore, where the employees are 90% Chinese. I thought I'm supposed to pack things myself at the till, just like I normally do la if I go to Tesco or Morrisons, but they do it differently at Wing Yip. So naturally I stepped aside when the checkout girl Number 2 stepped in to handle the packing. This conversation followed:
Me: What's the price of the garlic?
Her: You have to weigh it first.
Me: (since she's the one with the scale) Well, can you weigh it for me so I can know the price?
Her: (rather defensively) It'll come up on the receipt.
Me: I know, but as of now..
Her: bla bla bla cannot cong ceng cong ceng wait bla bla cong cong ceng end!
Me: I just want to know the price.
Her: cong cong cong ceng ah cong ceng ah ceng! cong ceng!!
Me: This is not how you supposed to work with customers you know..
Her: Fine then you can pack yourself!!
And then she went away.
Celaka kau.
All I wanted to know was the price of the garlic you moron! If I have a mallet, I'll flatten that big head of yours. I don't get how you can work at till with that attitude. Boleh celen customer service kt Malaysia. Woo cayalah.
In a completely different setting, I was browsing through a rail of clothes in Esprit. You know when it's sale season, they crammed all the sale items at one side of the store, and I mean literally crammed cram, and people will browse like nobody's business and throw unwanted things on the floor and never bother to pick up loose hangers from the floor. You know how it is.
Anyway, I was trying to avoid a pile of clothes in front of me (because seriously, guys, as berhemah as I would like to think I am, I wouldn't waste my time picking up clothes from the floor when I could be in fitting rooms trying them.), so I went around it and accidentally la hit this Chinese lady behind me. I said my sorry, and guess what she did for a reply? Gave me a dirty look that lady did! Another celaka coming right up your arse lah! It was unintentional la wey! What, do you think I'm a freak going round shops hitting people with my elbow? Freak! You freak! Kau ah freak! Geram aku!
When I met her at kids section later on, she still gave me that look, complete with eyes and eyebrows action this time. Dah la muka macam makcik dalam cerita Kung Fu Hustle. I mean, COME ON LA LET IT GO ALREADY! IT WAS JUST A SMALL HIT, YOU WEREN'T EVEN BLEEDING OR BRUISED OR ANYTHING! Aiyoyoooo. Bodoh ah kau ni.
Look, I have nothing major against Chinese. So don't worry.
I still love a good round of hot pot. And ginseng tea sometimes.
And definitely Shaolin Soccer.
After Dark,"Between the time the last train leaves and the first train arrives, the place changes; it's not the same as in daytime."
That's not funny, man.
Fine la, pegi la, whatever la.
There was life after Vieira ok.
And there could yet be life after you!
HUH I no friend you no more.
I sad.
I don't like it when people discriminate against fat people. I mean, come on la. Go do better things, like gardening, or get married.
Or sleep.
I hate meaningless dreams. Or ones that you just can't put your finger on what it's about.
I think I have come to a realization that, a feeling is real, until you stop feeling them. And then it's a memory. And then you must move on, in hopes of finding an exciting new reality. And then to love living it. But that's a whole different matter. I'll get back to you on that. Or not.
But then again, you cannot contravene the natural orders. I mean, it's not a switch that you can turn on and off as you please. Kan.
Tapi.
Hmm.
Tu la.
I'm also not too clear on this. Anyway.
She: I don't know, what would I grow up to be?
He: You could be my favourite thing.
I thought that was quite cute. Cheesy, but cute.
And in all seriousness,
She: What? And have no job no money?
Up until that point. Blunt.
I've missed the good old days.
Bring in the kleenex!
Emo much?
Hell I'm losing it.
PMS is so overrated I tell you. An excuse for us women to get away with things.
I don't like Kiera Knightly either. Something about her expression.
I know it's not news flash, but I bet you already knew about Mr Loga's death. Deepest condolence. RIP, man. I'm gonna put that 40 hit Nombor 1 album on repeat today. Ok la not today, today is Friday, people. Esok lusa.
I used to have this crazy idea that one day I would wear Iman's afro palsu and meet them in person lepas tu tangkap gamba aku dok tengah2. But then you died pulak. Shit man, sampai mati pon imej sama je. Gila caya lah. I was looking at his tribute videos kt youtube, sekali ada satu video ada orang komen macam ni, ucapan takziah buat yoga.. al-fatihah.
Kepala hotak kau al-fatihah. Dah la nama salah. At least get your fact right la kot. Apa da.
Kalau bangun pagi terus mengadap computer memang tak jalan la kerja satu hari. I hate lahh.
Have a good friday.
Don't forget to talk to your plants.
Do forget to drink milk.
And do miss me.
En route to Portsmouth,
There's a place called Buriton.
Wey, kau kat UK duk kat mana?
Kt Buriton.
Kesian.
Good adverts = necessity
My favourites for now
I just wasted your time didnt I?
Bagus.
But you have got to see this,
Ok now Im done.
See?
Necessity.
No?
Ah bo layan sama lu.
Orang bukit.
Orang pulau.
Komunis.
Encik fatimah.
Hero penyelamat dunia.
Semua pon kau ah.
Tamak haloba.
Happy birthday yang ke dua puluh dot dot.
Today Maharaja is 22.
I stole a picture from his folder.
Daulat tuanku.
Happy birthday ulang tahun hari lahir.
Things that I think people should invest in:
1.Good shoes
2.Practical bags
3.Sunglasses
4.Good camera
5.Winter coat
Things that I think people should really invest in:
NAIL CLIPPER TAJAM
Tak tajam masuk longkang.
I hope you had a good Monday cuz I didn't.
I saw a guy in a yellow Gen2 on road, I looked at him, he smiled, I thumbs-up-ed him? Wtf betul aku ni. Ee memalukan a bit. Gen2 makes me claustrophobic.
Went to Krispy Kreme for sugary treat.
We got three free doughnuts,
because Amanda, Adam and Ika menempek kat tepi counter.
Tak tahu malu.
But then, anak siapa la tu.
Went to Ikea to tukar barang, saw this guy muka sumpah macam Matthew Mcconaughey, tapi sayang, garang bukan main, sekali dia bukak mulut, bengis. Gerun I! Has a ring on his wedding finger though.
I called Mak to wish her happy mothers day. Abah picked up the phone. Then he passed the phone to Mak. He said, Cik Mun, Alia. London's calling.
I swear Abah is so cute.
I hate when I do something, people say I copy them.
Even if I don't copy them intentionally.
Like OK la, maybe tersama.
But tak payah la be too obnoxious about it.
Seriously what's the point.
You gooney head.
I don't like you.
Make me happy la tolong, go jump off a bridge.
Someone spilled milo on my white top.
My favourite white top.
I have only worn it twice.
It is sold out.
I hate milo.
Milo is enemy.
Milo stains like apa je.
Stubborn as hell.
Milo also upsets my stomach.
I hate milo.
I complain over little things.
I hate to be engaged in a fruitless pursuit.
It is not a harmless fun, it is a waste of my bloody time.
I love to watch people laugh.
They punya muka will berubah suddenly.
So intriguing.
Like Apek Senario.
I like Apek Senario. I think he's funny.
I miss my anak2 ayam.
I want to eat aglio olio seafood at Picnic.
I hate when people say I don't eat, or my mom don't feed me, or I diet.
I don't like diet pepsi.
I would like to have a 9-meal course with all sepupu jahat.
Just me and them.
Maybe I'd take Bib with me.
I miss Bib. She is best.
I want money, lots of money.
I want to spend like nobody's business.
Watching My Super Sweet 16 makes me depressed.
If I'm rich, I want to buy Esprit Regent Street and Esprit Kingston.
If I'm really rich, I want to buy Esprit Group.
Slurpee is good.
Instantly addictive.
Dirt cheap.
I like a lot.
Brain freeze what?
Green slurpee IS better than purple slurpee.
Zaidi don't think so, he thinks all slurpee are the same.
Tah pape tah.
BOO lah.
But I miss Zaidi.
I think Josh Peck is adorable in Drake and Josh.
Now don't go saying I have an impaired vision.
I don't think Brad Pitt is cute, or handsome, or sexy. Or whatever.
I don't like pacat, pacat don't like me.
We're sehati sejiwa.
I don't like when somebody else use my line.
I hate when people ignore me because I'm small.
I like when people think I'm 17, not 14.
I go to cinema just to get the free postcards.
And watch movie if I have spares left.
I currently have Beck's Lost Cause on repeat.
Amanda is at her I'm-cute-whatever-I-do-Im-cute stage.
She is so gedik beyond belief, but she's cute.
Cuter than you.
Adorable, just like Josh Peck.
But Jake Gyllenhaal is the man.
THE man.
My man.
Ho ho ho.
Kiss kiss kiss under the mistletoe.
I like to mock Hakim's french.
I think Spanish is cooler. Sebab I did Spanish.
So I'm cooler.
By default pon.
It's the shiznit, foo!
Honestly I don't like people who comment like this,
I miss you sgt sgt sgt sgt (even you tgh ada kt sebelah i ni hehehehe).
Seriously.
Some people.
I cried during the final episode of The OC.
Seth, I'm gonna miss you.
I sad.
Iman don't think OC is best. BOO.
I think we all should migrate.
I want to go on rondaan with Acai.
You owe me a slurpee.
I miss Acai.
I'm going to university this autumn.
I scared.
Don't correct my grammar please.
I miss Eric.
I want tebu. Batang tebu.
Bring me batang tebu, I'll marry you straight.
I want to go to Iman's new pad. I miss Iman.
And Hafsa. And Nad. And Syafea. And Sharmi.
I wonder what happen to kucing sebelah rumah Semenyih.
I miss my doktor haiwan.
The tombol of my life.
I still have issues with people who have one ass but occupy 2 seats in the train.
I think they need to be smacked on the head.
I loathe, I dont like nenek kebayan.
Super drama queen.
Pandai berlakon, top notch. Syabas.
I hate you nenek kebayan mandrem.
Now I do this, I don't tiru you.
Ha ok.
You don't tiru me.
Ok?
Good girl.
Muah.
EWW!
Tarik balik.
You know when you're mad and angry and tengah gila you do not think straight and you do something and you regret it later and then you feel like kicking yourself? I feel like kicking myself right now.
Sunday was good, kucar kacir, but good.
Family get together konon2.
Lots and lots of leftovers. Tak payah masak for two days.
Bukan malas, taknak membazir.
Membazir tu kawan syaitan.
Number 1
Orang yang parking kereta tak betul ikut suka mak pak tok nek hang ja.
Like yesterday. I was looking for a space kan, nampak la this one parking bay, the bay patutnya muat 3 kereta, tapi sebab this satu kereta yang terlebih pandai taik kucing, satu bay untuk dia sorang je, banyak cantik muka kau. Habis muka aku ni?
Number 2
Restaurant yang tak terima kredit or debit kad.
Like yesterday. I went to Malaysian Hall pi makan with Mama, sekali nak bayar tak boleh pakai kad. Sebab? Takde facility, hek elehhh.
Number 3
Orang yang letak kaki dengan bag dengan segala jenis harta benda dia atas seat train orang lain tak boleh duduk.
Like yesterday jugak. Ada this one couple, siap dengan travel bag shopping bag pelbagai, dah la dua orang je, kerusi depan pon kau nak guna jugak. Orang lain nak duduk mana lepas tu? Atas riba awak?
Number 4
Pegi tengok wayang or shopping masa peak hours.
Tolong la somebody pls explain huraikan kenapa it is a good idea to catch a movie or pegi shopping during peak hours. Cakap, KENAPA KENAPA KENAPA.
Number 5
Orang yang tak cakap bye lepas chat, be it ym or face to face or on the phone.
Macam tergantung gantung je percakapan.
Hi, bla bla bla bla.
Bla bla bla?
Bla bla bla bla bla blaaa bla bla.
Blablabla blaaa bla.
...
Bla?
.......
Bla?? Blaaa?
You see what I mean? You see? Takde closure, faham?
Number 6
Orang yang amik perfume orang lain buat harta lepas tu buat bodoh.
Jahat kan? Jahat gila. I dont like you.
I do not like sepupu jahat. We don't like sepupu jahat. Siapa suka sepupu jahat, angkat tangan.
Ha.
No one does.
In my tokjah's family unfortunately, there are 5 sepupu jahat, short form spj. Want one? Two? Three? ALL? Amik amik. Tak kisah punya.
But really ah, I advise you not ah. Even sepupu baik yg jahat pon not as jahat as sepupu jahat yang jahat.
Their knack?
Drive you up the wall crazy. Well, either you or your life, but usually, when they got to you, they'd get to your life.
The first two are, well, living in their own caccoon like nobody's business macam orang lain tak penting.
Eh sebenarnya kalau pantau balik, lima2 macam tu, sifat teras kot.
Ada yang konon Mr tough guy kena rogol, Mr konon I'm so pandai knows-it-all eh ayah turun bawah la bukak buku cepat cepat cepat, Ms amik barang orang tak bagitahu merangkap Ms curi perfume pastu delete comment haa tahu takut malu, Ms konon I'm a kakak yang baik tauu you all I amik tahu semua hal ehwal dalaman luaran adik2 kesayangan I, dan bermacam macam konon lagi lah.
Ehhh tolong la.
It's nothing like drama swasta ok, it's more like pementasan opera cina yang terjerit terlolong macam polong tu you just want to sumbat mulut diorang dengan stokin ya ampunnnnnnnnnn
I think you guys lima orang ni should go to rumah semenyih la, kat tepi rumah tu ada longkang besar yang dalam kan, ha duk situ diam2, tergolek tercangkung mati kutu la kat situ korang2 je, best kan? Rasa macam taknak keluar2 lagi daripada situ kan? Ha bagus, tak payah.
Ewah ewah best nya kutuk org.
Ok la, tell je la, tak payah show show, nanti dosa, mana dosa mengumpat lagi, dosa mengaibkan lagi, tak boleh tak boleh. Tak boleh jadi.
Maharaja tgh mengamuk
Everybody lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Selamatkan diriiiiiiiiiiiii
Nanti kena buang negeriiiiiii
Or matiiiiiiiii
Yesterday's big idea is turning out to be today's big impediment.
Dont worry, I won't feel obliged to follow it any longer.
I mean, you cannot try to solidify something that needs to remain fluid, right?
You must not.
I must not.
I don't need strategy, I have to be adaptable.
Buang masa betul ah.
I feed them.
I dust them off.
I talk to them.
They were 15 when I got them.
That was 3 months ago.
Now they are 45.
Centimetre.
Cepat betul tumbesaran,
tuan kau pon tak cepat mcm tu tahu tak.
