ace of spades

I've been laughing my ass off hurting my jaw my ribcage my stomach.




Tak baik la gelakkan orang.

you can bill my dad

I'm off to Paris.

nearest post office

I am such an airhead.

I wrote down, 17 Jalan Setia Bakti 6 instead of 27 Jalan Setia Bakti 6.
I wrote down, 51a Jalan Halaman 6 instead of 51a Jalan Halaman 3.

I think I'm going toing toing in my head.

note to self

Next time, have a pair of fresh underwear and a toothbrush ready in your bag. Take them anywhere you go. Because you can definitely do without a phone but you can never do without a fresh underwear and a toothbrush.


Baik mak encik.

let it rain

Today is hot.

Panas dia ya ampun tak tahan.

Tengok diorg tu pakai hotpants la tube la tak pakai baju la suka2 hati depa ja. Pakai bra je pon ada. Dah la perut terburai burai. Kalau body tu lawa takpe la jugak nak tayang.

Tapi kan you, I got something bes tauu kt carboot. Underwater camera. Jeles dak jeles dak? £2 je gila murah. Disposable je la tapi. Tak saba la nk guna.

Jom pegi Perhentian nak?

I belanja you all, nak?




Acah jeeeeee..

you feelin' lucky punk?

trans-formers, ro-bot in, disguise...

Im in awe.
Transformers is a wow.
The movie was good.
Tak sakit bontot pon duduk lama2. Cayalah.
The moment the movie started I just felt like screaming OH MY GODDDDDDDD kuat2 and hold on to my seat kuat2 sampai menggigil and do a Tom Cruise on Oprah.
Exaggeration aside, it was overwhelming.
Seriously, with Steven Spielberg being the exec producer, I prayed to God that the ending won't be so flat and so bull like War of the World's.
I actually did.
No really ni.
Thank God ending dia tak potong stim.
I kept on seeing Sam as Louise in Even Stevens.
Only taller.
And cuter.
And hotter.
Sepuluh ribu kali hotter.

And Meganfoxtron cannot act. Cari pasal. Aku faham la Musab why you think she's so hot sampai pecah scale, tapi.. aiyo.. seriously ah.

By the way, Bumblebee is one ugly Autobot. Seriously guys, apa ni? The Camaro's hot and the robot is.. not hot. Not even lukewarm, not even cold.

Let's watch it again jom jom jommm!

Autobots, roll out.

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